20090526

2 cups iced green tea

I saw the landscape change from city, to hills, to farmland, to hills, to city. The 5 is boring, but I love me some 152.

I think outlet shoppers should be equipped with elbow pads.

I discovered that the Sonic's bathroom in Gilroy smells like a fish market.

I wonder when I'll reach a point when I look back two years and think to myself, "I wasn't such a douche back then. Good job."

I am the greatest elbow to ever exist. I know how to do two things, flexion and extention, and I do those things with supreme mastery. Not even my greatest and most public rival, The Knee, can boast extention beyond one hundred and eighty degrees as I can. None of this, however, has ever garnered the attention of my one true and forbidden love... No matter how I try, the door hinge will never acknowledge my existance.